funcloud is very stable and reliable and safe! it uses 🅱️ for the backend, and hacks the universe to make sure cosmic ray bit flips don't happen! funcloud is used on production for killer apps, like funcade, fscidastguwmmtaeswdgb etc!
funcloud is very easy to use! you can use our own backend service or build your own in b#! then you can use it with literally every single programming language ever made that supports networking, using our really simple api
say goodbye to paying $70,000 per day because of an infinite loop in your code, and say hello to paying $7,000,000 per day because of an infinite loop in your code!
2. go to #funcade
3. ping martin magnet
4. send "hey martin magnet i want to create an app using funcloud, the blazingly fast reliable easy unaffordable cloud service"
5. answer the questions
6. install the funcloud api
7. make code
8. done